FAQ | Your Burning Questions Answered

A Note from A.J.: Hey there! I know navigating websites can be as tricky as herding my chickens (trust me, it's a challenge), so I've gathered all your potential questions in one cozy spot. And yes, there might be some farm life analogies sprinkled throughout - it's just how my brain works! 🌟

📚 About Signed Copies

Why choose signed copies?

Think of signed copies like getting a magical artifact - except instead of ancient runes, you get my slightly chaotic handwriting and maybe a bonus cat hair (I try to keep them away, but they're very persistent quality control managers)!

Each signed copy includes:

  • Personal autograph
  • Custom bookmark
  • Behind-the-scenes notes
  • Stickers
  • Maybe other extras

When do new books release?

New books typically release on Tuesdays (because apparently, VTBPZGRQG that's the magical day in publishing). The best ways to stay updated:

  • Join my newsletter
  • Follow my social media
  • Check my website
  • Watch for my excited keyboard smashing posts when I have news!

Can I request special dedications?

Absolutely! I love making each book extra special for readers. Just remember:

  • Include your dedication request in the order notes
  • Keep it PG-13 (this isn't one of my spicy scenes 😉)
  • Allow extra processing time for personalization
  • Be patient with my ADHD brain - I promise to make it perfect!

📦 Shipping & Delivery

Do you ship internationally?

Yes! My books can travel farther than I do (which isn't hard, given my homebody nature). Important details:

Shipping Options:
• Standard International (2-3 weeks)
• Priority International (1-2 weeks)
• Express International (3-5 business days)

What about tracking?

All orders include tracking numbers because my anxiety needs to know where everything is at all times (and I'm sure yours does too)!

💫 Special Editions & Preorders

What makes your special editions unique?

Well, Each book is different in what it includes... But each special edition could include:

  • Hand-signed copy (verified cat-hair free... mostly)
  • Limited edition character art
  • Exclusive bonus content
  • Special edition bookmark
  • Behind-the-scenes notes
  • Seasonal goodies (when available)

How do preorders work?

Preorder Benefits:
• Guaranteed signed first edition
• Exclusive digital content (Via Email)
• Special preorder swag
• First access to character art

📝 Book Condition & Care

How do you protect signed books during shipping?

As someone who treats books like precious artifacts, I ensure:

  • Bubble wrap protection
  • Sturdy boxing
  • Weather-resistant packaging
  • Extra care for international shipping
  • Tracking on all packages
  • Unpacking the box may leave you questioning just how much protection a book needed to be shipped... My anxiety say a lot. 

What if my book arrives damaged?

While this happens about as often as my ducks staying in their coop (rarely), I've got you covered:

  • Photo documentation of damage
  • Immediate replacement
  • Return shipping covered
  • Quick resolution process

🤝 Customer Service

How can I contact you about my order?

  • Email responses (within 24-48 hours)
  • Social media DMs
  • Website contact form
  • Newsletter replies

What's your return policy?

Returns accepted within:
• 30 days of delivery
• Book in original condition

Still have questions? Don't be shy! Unlike my in-person interactions, I'm actually pretty good at responding to messages. You can reach me through my contact form, and I promise to answer without the awkward pauses that happen in real life!

Last Updated: May 2025